tdwhisperer:

beemovieerotica:

aidashakur:

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freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other’s beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

slowtovvn:

Striking actor Ron Perlman responds to studio executive who said, “The endgame is to allow things to drag on until union members start losing their houses.”

“There’s a lot of ways to lose your house. One of them is figuring out who the fuck said that. And where he fucking lives.”